The International Society for the Advancement of David Kessler is a global organization comprising an elite group of people from around the world who are named David Kessler. Membership in The International Society for the Advancement of David Kessler (or TISFTAODK) is strictly limited to candidates who meet at least one of the two following stringent criteria: 1) Your name must be David Kessler; OR 2) Give me $1,000,000.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Membership Roster

  1. David Kessler, Ph.D., psychologist and IT professional, President and founding member
  2. David Kessler, MD, JD, dean of Yale medical school
  3. David Kessler, journalist/author
  4. David Kessler, actor
  5. David Kessler, artist/illustrator
  6. David Kessler, IT professional
  7. David Kessler, restaurant manager
  8. David Kessler, radio director
  9. David Kessler, theater/logistics/many job guy
  10. David Kessler, fictional character, werewolf
  11. David Kessler, rocket scientist (OK, model rocket builder)
  12. David Kessler, fine artist
  13. David Kessler, Ph.D. (?), professor
  14. David Kessler, comic, writer, performer
  15. David Kessler, Rocket statistician
  16. David Kessler, Ph.D., physicist
  17. David Kessler, M.D. (?), pediatric resident(?)
  18. David Kessler, manuscript microfilming coordinator
  19. David Kessler, crime-fighter
  20. David Kessler, state park
  21. David Kessler, Ph.D., JD, philosopher, attorney
  22. David Kessler, psychology advisor
  23. David Kessler, fictional character
  24. David Kessler, college grad, fraternity brother
  25. David Kessler, publisher
  26. David Kessler, JD, attorney, CPA
  27. David Kessler, couch surfer
  28. David Kessler, football player
  29. David Kessler, CPA
  30. David Kessler, MD, cardiologist
  31. David Kessler, college grad
  32. David Kessler, philanthropist, lecture series
  33. David Kessler, MD, psychiatrist
  34. David Kessler, township supervisor, political candidate
  35. David Kessler, musical instrument seller
  36. David Kessler, advertising executive
  37. David Kessler, JD, attorney, audiophile
  38. David Kessler, responsible father
  39. David Kessler, engineer
  40. David Kessler, director of photography
  41. David Kessler, MA, MA, industrial designer, social gerontologist
  42. David Kessler, software engineer
  43. David Kessler, wine buyer
  44. David Kessler, JD, attorney
  45. David Kessler, environmental protection specialist
  46. David Kessler, Ph.D., professor
  47. David Kessler, laser engineer
  48. David Kessler, sales VP
  49. David Kessler, pit crew mechanic
  50. David Kessler, actor
  51. David Kessler, fictional character, horny teenager
  52. David Kessler, fictional character, superhero

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