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Saturday, September 30, 2006

Prudent Juris Doctor Philosopher

David Kessler got his Ph.D. in philosophy from the University of Notre Dame. One day when he was contemplating the sound of a tree falling in a forest where no one was around to hear it, he realised that he existed and simultaneously discovered that he needed to get a real job.

So, now David Kessler is an attorney. All kidding aside, while I may have taken some liberties with the account of his career path, it remains true, David Kessler is practicing law in South Bend, Indiana and he does really have a Ph.D. in philosophy to boot.

The website of his law practice says that David Kessler enjoys reading, playing tennis, watching movies and chopping down trees in the forest and then running away as fast as he can to see if the tree makes a noise. OK, I admit, I may have added that last part.

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