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Friday, September 22, 2006

Professor David Kessler, Smarty Pants

David Kessler works in the Department of Biology at Rhodes College in Memphis Tennessee. In a 2002 symposium he presented "Corbicula fluminea (Bivalve: Mollusca) glycogen concentration and condition indices as indicators of habitat quality in the upper Wolf River, Tennessee and Mississippi".

If there is one truism in life, everyone knows, "If you want to know the habitat quality in the upper Wolf River, look no further than the corbicula fluminea glycogen concentration." Why, just yesterday I read that saying in a fortune cookie. How true it is.

Posted by David Kessler at 8:53 PM

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